Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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