Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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