- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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