- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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