- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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