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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

I like the color potato.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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