Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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