- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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