- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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