If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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