- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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