What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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