- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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