so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Racial Equality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Male leadership.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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a black man pays his child support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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