- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Cripples are lame.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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