In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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A man penetrates another man.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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