A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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