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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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