What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

roses are red poo is poo

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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