- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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