- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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