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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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