Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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One, two, three, four and five

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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