- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Your mam is so fat.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

The child was fired from his job.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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