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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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