- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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