What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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