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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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