- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

white or wheat? wheat please.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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