Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Faithful men.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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