- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

roses are red poo is poo

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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