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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Justin Bieber.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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