A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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