How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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This is not funny.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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