why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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autistic kids rock

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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