Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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autistic kids rock

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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