What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Sixty... eight

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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