- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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