In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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