An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

thumb_up thumb_down -35

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

thumb_up thumb_down -35

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -37

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

thumb_up thumb_down -39

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops