on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

poopy is poopy

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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