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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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