- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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