- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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