- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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