whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock Who's there

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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