- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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