Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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