- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's the new green? Green

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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