What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

roses are red poo is poo

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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