- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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