A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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