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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!