- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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