- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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