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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

All of these jokes are about white people

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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