a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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