- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

All of these jokes are about white people

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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