Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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you will like this because i am black.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Anti Joke

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