what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

1+1=2

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

If life gives you lemonade.

Granny porn!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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