- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

A man goes to the potty.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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