A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Japan

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

whats hairy and crys your mom

Yes

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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