- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Charlie Sheen

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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