- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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