When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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i like turtles

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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