guess what? bannanas

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's the new green? Green

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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