What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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