- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Your girlfriend.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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