Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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