- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

guess what? bannanas

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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