Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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A bar walks into a man

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Refridgerator.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Gay rights.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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