- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

the WNBA.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

All of these jokes are about white people

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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