- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

God is real.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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