What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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