What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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