How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Justin beiber's penis

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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