- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

knock knock? come in

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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