wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

I named my son ps2 controller

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

your a vagina says you, your a booby

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