- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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