- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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