- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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