What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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time to spruce up!

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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