- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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