What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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