- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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