A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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i like turtles

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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