An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Anti Joke

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