- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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