Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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