- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

quantum physics?

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Diarrhea

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??