Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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