- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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