Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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You have friends

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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