- Anti Joke

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!