people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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