But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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