Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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