- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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