- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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