- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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