- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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