- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

One, two, three, four and five

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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