- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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