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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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