A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Anti Joke

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