Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What page are you on The gay page.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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