How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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