What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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whats black? the colour

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PENIS that is all

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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