- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

jd and zach loves vigina

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

j.p. is dumb

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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