- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What page are you on The gay page.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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