- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Your Mom The End.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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