- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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