Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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women's rights.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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