Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What does? 42

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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