- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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