- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yes

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Leave. Now.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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